ムオン飼育委員会 Mar/07/2024 18:29

聞き間違えの話し( ˘ω˘ )

ムオンはよく聞き間違いをします🫠
酷い例は、中学生の時に
「黄緑色のお守り」を「キミが緑のたまご」
と聞き間違いをするなどなど…
突発性難聴に罹ってから聞き間違いは多いので、脳内で「正しそうな方」に勝手に修正しているけど、今回はそれが仇となりました😭

時は約3日前、マミーから「横浜に旅行に行く」と死刑宣告が出た日まで遡る。
※家族旅行は基本的に地獄なパターンが多い

マミー「横浜に美味しい中華があるんだよー!」
ムオン「へぇ…(この時点で乗り気では無い)」
マミー「「まんちんXう」っていうんだよ!」

そう、この「Xう」の部分
ムオンは聞き取れなかったんですよ…

ムオン、刹那の思考
「中華なら展望の望(ぼう)…または、摩天楼の楼(ろう)に当たる何かしらの漢字…でもどっちも「う」で終わる…」

ここでムオンが選択したのは
「まんちんぼう(望)って美味しいの…?」

マミーは爆笑
ムオンは発言してから「ハッ!!!」と気づく

やっちまったね!( •᷄ὤ•᷅)

まんちんぼうはダメでしたわね…
正しくは「萬珍樓」でした。

皆さんは事実確認、ちゃんとしよう!
またね!

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